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Alt 21.07.2006, 01:22   #1
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Ami Witz :D - Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by
posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?


.................................................. ......

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?


Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?


Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
days and try to come to a consensus.


.................................................. ....


Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!


Hammer geiler Witz

Hab kein Bock den auf deutsch zu Übersetzen. Soll ein anderer machen wenns nötig ist

Gruß Silent
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Zitat:
Zitat von porn-adkt - difference USDM/JDM engine
the most important difference is that the JDM engine is "TIGHT" as the USDM is lacking that option.

"JDM TIGHT"
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Alt 21.07.2006, 01:55   #2
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AW: Ami Witz :D - Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

That´s the right Answer.

********************************

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

*************************************


Ugly People need a perfect Gun shot!
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