Chuck Norris Fakten

[suprafan]

Chuck Norris ist ein Milchbubi gegen Bruce Schneier:
http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/

Ist aber nur was für ganz harte (...Computer-, Kryptographie- und Technik-Freaks).
"Bruce Schneier taught Chuck Norris how to divide by zero as they stood silent in an elevator."
"Geologists recently discovered that "earthquakes" are nothing more than Bruce Schneier and Chuck Norris communicating via a roundhouse kick-based cryptosystem."
"Bruce Schneier doesn't need backups because his hard drive knows that failure is not an option."
"When Bruce Schneier goes online, his computer doesn't connect to the Internet. The Internet connects to his computer."
"Bruce Schneier's PRNG is truly random, but he can predict its outcome too."
"The only fully secure symmetric cryptosystem is Bruce Schneier looking in a mirror."
"Bruce Schneier feeds Schrödinger's cat on his back porch. Without opening the box."
"Bruce Schneier knows your password before you do."
"Strong cryptography does not exist for Bruce Schneier. There is only weak and less weak cryptography."