So, gibt mal wieder was.
Steel Panther!
Was ein geiler Scheiß. Das ist ne Parodie-Band wie Spinal Tap und haben nen richtig schwulen 80s Metal Style. Allein bei den Texten muß man unweigerlich am Boden liegen vor Lachen!
Gibt sogar ein "VH1 Behind the Music" über die Band:
http://www.contactmusic.com/videos.n...hind-the-music
Zum Schlu noch ein paar Videos und die Texte dazu:
Steel Panther - Fat Girl (Thar she blows)
Zitat:
I saw her drinking beer
Eatin' peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know you're hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause you're looking at me like I'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!
Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
She's everthing I wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
I want to prove to you my feelings are for really
So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
Is riding my jock again
Fat girl
is snacking on my cock againnnnnnnn
(ouch don't bite)
(Guitar solo)
My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a busssssssssssss
Fat girl
I can't believe your eating again
Fat girl
Where does your neck begin
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
Put my hotdog into your heart
Fat girl
Your really really tons of fat
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Your my fat fat girl
You know i really love you
Cause you my fat fat girl
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Steel Panther - Community Property
Zitat:
I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay
'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property
You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load
'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property
I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down
I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat
'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Und zum Schluß noch:
Steel Panther - Death to all but metal
Zitat:
Alright!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!
******** the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall
Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those ********ing pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear
Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Kills those ********ing ********heads who programme MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies
Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then ******** her in the butt
******** Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
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Nachdem ich das ganze Album gehört habe muß ich sagen, die können tatsächlich was. Zitieren einige 80er Hair Metal Klassiker und live spielen sie auch einige davon. Also trotz Parodie, die Jungs sind richtig gut.
Ich find's sau geil!
