[prostetnik]

A circus juggler had left late for their next destination. A short while later as he was speeding down the highway, trying to catch up with the circus he was pulled over by the state police. After telling his story the officer lit 3 flares handed them to the juggler and told him, “ If you can prove to me you’re a juggler I’ll let you go without a citation.”

A short while later a car pulled up behind the patrol car and the driver got out and watched the man juggling the flares for a bit, then without a word walked over, locked his car, walked to the patrol car and climbed into the back seat and closed the door.

The officer seeing this walked over to his car and said,” What are you doing?”

The man looked up at him and said,” Just take me to jail, ain’t no way in hell I’m gonna pass that sobriety test.”